Rabbit Ripper

The Jack the Ripper of the Bunny World?

It may seem unbelievable, but the Jack the Ripper of the Bunny world is striking in the Ruhr Valley, Germany. Over fifty of our fluffy friends have been decapitated and their blood drained into bottles in the past year. The cases have baffled German detectives and scared citizens into putting their rabbits into “hiding”, which are large camps, hidden from the public and visitors. Many children who owned the rabbits killed are still receiving counselling after finding their beloved pets dead among the straw of their hutches. Detectives are considering the theory that they are killed as a sacrifice from a Satanist.

Police suspect that the killer is using satellite images from sites such as “Google Maps” to track and locate his victims, as the vast majority of the rabbit hutches are not clearly visible from the street. But the main worry of the public is - could this obviously deranged killer switch his targets from bunnies to humans?

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#1 by Glynis Smy
Jul 24, 2008
Ugh how horrible! what a great article tho!
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