It turns out that fifteen-year-old Miley Cyrus/Hannah
Montanna is quite accustomed to leading a double life, especially in front of
that pesky camera that just won’t seem to leave her alone.
Her best friend Leslie says, "Oh, she's just being Miley."
First, there were the two minor slips. One involved photos
of little Miss Cyrus draped across an ex-boyfriends lap… in her bra. But this
didn’t even hold a candle to her other mishap: spreading her knees whilst
writhing on the floor after caressing herself and grabbing her butt… all on the
family-friendly stage of American Idol! Seriously, one would almost have to see
it to believe it. Tsk… Well, maybe it
was just a phase.
It seems that this is not the case. Before the world could
even get these images out of their mind to forgive Miley and start buying their
kids her merchandise again, Vanity Fair struck. That is Disney’s answer,
anyway. However, the magazine insists relatives were on-hand throughout the
entire shoot, so blaming them is out of the question. The photo depicted Cyrus
sitting on a bed apparently nude while clutching a sheet. Aside from this
slightly disturbing image was one even more disturbing to many. Miley was
draped across her father’s lap while holding his hand in a pose that could only
be described as mildly incestuous.
But before the whole world goes blaming the clean-cut
Christian Cyrus, maybe they should consider the manipulation involved upon the
impressionable child during this photo shoot. Or maybe not. The latest scandal
involves photos of our girl clutching her t-shirt in her teeth and others that expose her
lingerie-clad bottom half. Apparently these pictures were intended for Nick
Jonas, taken by Miley herself. Sorry kids…
You won’t hear the coy Cyrus blaming Satan this time around,
as audiences become less and less forgiving of the increasingly “pop tart”
image. It brings to mind another innocent Disney girl who turned out to be “not
that innocent.” But a simple “oops, I did it again” from Miley just isn’t going
to fly with parents any longer. They’ve seen this dance before, and last time
it ended with a woman crawling around (seemingly) nude on the floor before
losing her mind and beating a car with an umbrella, all-the-while sporting a
new bald-headed look.
At least Britney’s doing better. Maybe Mel Gibson and his
family should’ve taken Cyrus on that Costa Rican getaway.
ago. she seemed nervous, and i was leaving the park with my
australian shepherd dog, a woman was walking up to the park
to meet her, with a baby in swaddling clothes. could it be that
she had a baby, kept it secret, and was visiting. had to give
it away for the time being. for many, important reasons. or maybe
it was just a look alike. i was born and lived in the greater
los angeles area for 57 years except for 7 months in europe.
star sightings are quite regular. there are so many stars to sight.
good article. course, maybe miley was starting an orphanage.
could have been many things. just hunches. can't really jump
to conclusions. i read yessterday there are 96 teenage births
per 1000 in the u.s.a. the highest in the world.