Senator John McCain is going out of his way to make the press less accessible to himself and to Governor Sarah Palin. This can be due to some of the negative comments that have been written about Senator McCain's lies and gaffes. Here are twelve ways that Senator McCain can attempt to avoid making a comment with the press:
- I have no comment at this time. Ask me about this after the election.
- Of course I have an opinion. However, I prefer to keep it to myself.
- I can't answer any of these questions due to the sensitive nature of the subject matter. I would be more than happy to talk about my golf game.
- I was for it before I was against it. I was against it before I was for it. Just write whatever you like. I'm going to one of my dozen homes.
- I can't answer that question. Go talk to my staff. They are currently in Alaska. By the way, if you see Sarah Palin, will you please ask her to join me at some town hall meetings as my guest?
- National security, lower taxes, deregulation, regulation, American flag, terrorism, blah blah blah. Do you get the point?
- Everything that I believe in is wrapped up in a 30 second commercial
- I am only talking to the local media. Furthermore, this only includes the weatherman and the sports reporter.
- Sarah is like a China doll, easily breakable. She will answer questions about a host of areas in the upcoming months. Also, I would like to put an end to rumors that she dyes her hair. The nation can rest more comfortably tonight knowing this.
- Welcome to my new policy concerning the press, See no evil, Hear no evil, and Speak no evil
- Let me clear one thing up by being manipulative and deceptive about it. I am not a habitual liar. If you don't believe me, go ask Sarah Palin.
- I agree to disagree about the agreement that I agreed to. For more enlightened conversations, please visit my webb site. I'm at mccaintrainfame.liarliarpantson fire.com.
