Oh my god! The layer of life-saving material in our sky is dying! The lakes are slowly being polluted by natural causes that'd occur no matter if we'd take action or not!
Global Warming, as we call it, is a bunch of hype and bull. Yes, there's a truth to it: after all, it's just January 17 and it's not even under 0 celcius here in Finland and all the ice is melting. But it could be just a bad Christmas (well, that's not the right word to use, since it's 1) over 2) "religiously wrong").
The ice's way too slippery. Back to the point, global warming will exterminate everything on the planet in a matter of, what, a billion years? What's the point in whining about this? Yes, we have to change our ways to make sure our children of our children of our children (insert a loop here to repeat that 50000 times more) survive in the future: but it's all over for us, the "people of now". Time to live: not carefully check if you're putting your materials in the wrong garbage bin (for example, that special kind of packaging plastic goes to another box).
Yes, we should be worried. I'm worried if I'm going to sprain my damn ankle walking on the world's most slippery ice ever. I'm worried if the sun's going to blow up and vaporize half of the globe at the same time. I'm worried if living conditions will get worse than ever.
But it won't happen anytime soon. God. Yet we're acting like the world could end any minute: but it's not going to. Get over it. Your theory of the end of the world isn't true.
And thus, I present you my own theory of the world's end:
42 / 666 * 1337
This simple equation of the answer to the life, universe and everything, the demon's number and "l33t" results a nice little 84.3153153. Now we move the dot two times to the right, there's our answer: the world will end in the year 8431!
