Pigs and Lipstick: Bacon and Revlon

A commentary on the great pig and lipstick controversy that is gripping America.

I really hope that pigs and lipstick do not become the leading issue in deciding who will be our next President. Although campaigns can, and often do get heated, they should not be reduced to the mundane and ridiculous statements and/or matters such as this one.

To all of the candidates:

Let's not take the path of insulting the intelligence of the American people. Senator O'bama; stick to addressing the issues and challenges facing so many families throughout the country. Senator McCain; stop running on your military past. Because that's just what it is…the past. Being a war vet doesn't qualify you for President. Governor Palin; get out of your mini-van frame of mind and present some specifics on what you want to do, if appointed President, should the need arise. I'm sure there are people who find it impressive that you be can a hockey-mom and Vice President, but Fantasy Island was canceled years ago.

Yes, you can put lipstick on a pig and it will still be a pig. But I'm registered to vote for a Human.

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