Warning, Readers
I, Ichiban sie Aku, hereby declare all content in this article to be owned and only distributed for the sole purpose to fill all requirements of my credit earning, community college class. So as the forewarning has detailed you on, I hereby deny all acts of clarifying terms that may or may not be known to you since my surreptitious motive is only to enlightened the path to knowledge not give knowledge. The audience is divided in two ways: my peers and the instructor, but in a holistic point of view all of you are still just citizens in this political entity and the burden that the information given weighs is so tremendous that by clarifying all information given in this processed writing assignment of up to three pages I would by in part decimating my chance of allowing a true unveiling of curiousity in the mind of my true audience. So as you come across figurative speech and insinuations throughout this article constantly remind yourself that all this information that seems enigmatic to you or just plain controversial is actually part of each and everyone of our duties ,as citizens of this political entity, to be spread as universal knowledge of the Americans of the United States.
So as this knowledge is spread remember (you, the citizen!) can do more than function just as a person in this country, but effect the directional outcome of all things this government does if you actively vote. Not understanding any part of this paper that is not related to mainstream culture is actually truancy on your part as a citizen, since this in fact proves the point of why this subject was written about. With heavier swings of this blunt object,I assume that if you understand that cheddah means money than that cognitive device in your head will actually allow you to understand that when political parties are spoken of the corresponding colors that usually accompany the parties existing propaganda and advertising devices could substitute their title for convenient creative writing purposes. Now, please read on.
With the state of American Society looming in the paralell world of history's downfalls I present the voting recipe to all who read George W Bush has twice, now, been the victor of America's electoral process through the people and their representatives in the electoral college, so clearly he is your choice. In this country inheritance has propelled generations of aristocrats, entertainers, and other elite groups of every level of society in a way which seems to be the speed of sound, while the less fortunate majority hobbles along like Igor yelling " Master! Master!" This inheritance is detectable by names, symbols that can represent indomitable power according to our linguistic history... this tradition has traditionally been the weapons of trippers of great reigns of power. Eight years of power and buffoonery equating your nation with the " the great Satan" by other countries has led to a distaste ,by Americans, for just one of our chosen options from the corporate Big Boys on campus. November 4 the election will be now, and we will use our big brains to pick red or blue, but clearly there our more choices than these two colors because America isn't just red and blue, but white and green and yellow, as well as many other symbolic colorations of political, moral, and other macroinclusive ideas. So how would you paint the pretty picture of a world-power?
There are four steps to being an active voter and step one isn't pick sides. That Obama sign is more than pledging one's alliegance to an anti-American, hope monger, but you are really showing that you know your views and that you and Barack Obama are like a six and a nine in this bowl of Campbell's soup. The same goes for this pretend quote of neutrality, "screw you N00bs, stupid libs are ruining our country with lies. Vote McCain-Palin if you wanna save are soldiers". Every time you support a candidate it affects your state, your state of being, and all that matters to each individual in this country. If the economy is your peeve, then understand why and figure how your contribution to this candidate's gang of followers will truly play out. Step one of the voting recipe is to figure out who you are and why you are being politically active, and remember politics are like sex noone likes a promiscous voter (cheater!) and everyone wants the sexiest choice (oh Sarah Palin what big thoughts you have!)
Step two will definitely effect one throughout the whole process, because this step is beefing out your arguments for the issues. Figure out the state of the union with the most important facts to you; here is mine:Bush has agreed to the NAU, our banks are behaving wildly synonymous with the times before the Great Depression ( what's so great about it?), and the surplus of foreign policy elements we are engaging in.After you figure this out try on each candidates idea that partakes to your issue and see how that would look on you... just think you are shopping for the big days ahead. Avoid the television, it is home to a breed of capitalist, vampiric creatures known as entertainers, part of the species Media; they have big mouths so that the whole nation can hear, and they use those mouths to bite Americas legs off so that we will only rely on the information they give since we will then be knowledge-obtaining impaired. Look at all the resources, because even the most knowledgable historians were known to create myths. Absolute truth is what is being stressed during this step and if you can't be prudent you will just end up the Media's student.
