So you think that you've hit rock bottom in this recession. The industry you spent countless dollars in college education to work in has gone belly up, leaving you in debt. Fear not. here is another list of high paying jobs that you can put your undying faith into. Just cross your fingers and hope for the best!
Burger Flipping With McDonald's
Since everyone who is loosing their job needs to do something for money, there will be a long waiting line for the fry cook at McDonald's. It's a relatively simple job. Sure you won't get paid a lot with the average wage being $7.50, but you know what they say, Minimum wage = Minimum work!
Repo Man
Repo men have an awesome job. You get to steal peoples stuff... Legally! And with the housing market crash, foreclosure on homes, poorly maintained credit, and people who just don't pay at all, there has never been such a high demand for Repo Men!
Hacker
Who the hell needs a job when can just you steal the money you want! Just don't get caught. You don't want to end up in the slammer for years of your life. But just like the stock market, you can't make money without a little risk.
Funeral Home
No one can stop death, not even a recession. Funeral homes capitalize on this when when Wall Street inverters throw themselves out of windows. Come to think of it, doctors, nurses, ambulance drivers, and morgues will all do well, depending on how many people decide to jump.
Writing Internet Articles
What better way to make money than bash other people or topics in articles. well come to think about it, I'm only making a dollar per thousand hits or so. So it may not the best paying job out there, but it's a stable one. no one is gonna turn you down for an article when you get paid this cheaply.
President of the United States of America
It doesn't matter how low your approval rating is. It doesn't matter how many people you send to war to get killed over oil for big oil companies. It doesn't even matter that the exchange of tax payer dollars to big Wall Street Executives is happening right in front of tax payer faces. You can't get fired! So go ahead, abuse the FED. Give money to your friends. Shell it out on special interests and earmarks. Cause when the shit hits the fan, all that money you killed for will be worthless.
