Ripped-Bodice from the Headlines
“Dr. Abul-Love has since recanted his testimony in a manslaughter case in Washington, D.C. “ I have done nothing wrong,” Love stated aside his two lawyers yesterday outside the Washington Memorial Courthouse.”
Excerpt of the Daily Lover
January 28th 2007
Washington, D.C. --Thousands have adorned him “Cupid of the Ages”.
“What real love has been missing these last hundred years,” says Editor of the Daily Lover. The aforementioned Dr. Love has catered to stars all over Hollywood. His “love plans” are internationally known for their candor and flamboyance. Here are just a few steps to find and keep your true love, “Hollywood-Style.”
- Flirt at work.
- Flirt in your car and in theirs.
- Flirt at parties, meetings, and press-junkets.
- Never flirt in front of wife, husband or lover
- Always keep breath mints and crossword puzzles on hand.
As they say in Hollywood, “Never-mind the mess!”
