one aspect of global warming which was recently highlighted by Al Gore , in which studies have found polar bears are drowning due to the lack of ice flows. Has been quickly and ingeniously responded to by white house sources who have said that navy seals will be dispatched immediately to the region to teach polar bears how to tread water longer. Whilst two aircraft carriers which don’t have anything to do at this particular moment will be converted into nuclear powered ice machines to service the area.
Sounds like something the bush administration would come up with , of course this could not be true because global warming is a seasonal event and we don’t really need to worry about the poor polar bears or the low lying pacific Island massÕs like the Florida keys , Fiji, the coastline of Australia or most of the world for that matter do we.
Of course there could be an ulterior motive to this didn’t the Us navy try to train dolphins to act as weapons delivery systems during the cold war until they realized that dolphins are peace loving friendly types. Polar bears do have the reputation of having a bit more attitude. Wonder how you become a navy seal.
