Scenario: A housewife is tired of always having to “ask” her husband for money. She tells her husband that she's going to get a part time job so that she can have a little more pocket money. Then, she gets caught at the brothel (because they obviously pay pretty well; even the part-timers) by her husband who's there perusing as a customer.
Now there's a story.
As the wife, what would you say? As the husband, what would you say?
Wife Response Options:
- I was trying to kill two birds with one stone. I needed a little more money in my pocket and more something-something in my “pocket.” If you had been better at providing both…
- Are you stupid? Isn't it obvious what I'm doing here? Because it's pretty obvious to me what you're doing here
- I thought maybe we could start a business so I was doing some market research
- You said I was getting fat. The stats say that sex helps you lose weight. I was doing this for us. I get a little more money, and you get something more interesting in bed. It's a win-win.
- I am working at the store in town. They sent me over here for third-party customer service training.
Husband Response Options:
- I was just reading the articles in the magazines in the waiting room
- My boss asked me to find a good place to entertain clients. I came in to see if the place is up to snuff. You work here so this place must be good.
- Someone told me the hottest brothel worker in town was here. So I thought I'd stop by and check her out just out of curiosity. But now that I know it's you, I'll just go home and wait. Why pay for something that I usually have for free?
- I didn't see the sign on the door. I thought this was a broth store! I was just going to pick up some soup for dinner. I swear!
- Oh, you're here already. I came in to see if this place offered classes or workshops because I was thinking of signing you up. You know, continuous improvement and stuff. But since you're already here, I guess I can just go home and wait for you to do your “homework.”
