Mickey Mouse for President in 2008?

Whether it is political satire exactly I don't really know. Call it what you will, but I have used the famed character of Mickey mouse to prove a point.

"I would like to announce my candidacy for President" declared Mickey Mouse. "You can't run for president Mickey" said Minnie, "I am sure I could do better than Obama and Hillary at any rate" stated Mickey confidently. "How's that" asked Minnie, "Easy" said Mickey, "Hillary and Obama are Looney Tunes, everybody knows Disney is much better."

Mickey's Political Ad

"Vote For Mickey, Forget Hillary and Obama, after all Looney Toons belong in Looney Bins, and Looney Bins get thrown out like old bath water at the end of the day. Mickey is For the people, he was, created by the people after all. America needs change and $2 words just don't cut it anymore. Mickey is family oriented, no Rated R or X will ever come from Mickey."

Mickey is the prime example of the American dream in action, He is baseball and apple pie, mom's love him, kids adore him and he would never tell off people that don't like him, Mickey says he knows " If two people argue it gets hard to tell who the real idiot is."

Mickey On Politics

"America needs to go back to it's roots, Time for politicians to quit scheming, we need to remember where we came from, and all that came of America's dreaming."

Mickey On Healthcare

"Everyone deserves to be healthy, not just the wealthy."

This article is kind of my way of making people think, whether it is political satire exactly I don't really know. Call it what you will, I have used the famed character of Mickey mouse to prove a point, Arguing solves nothing, all people are created equal, values are still important and propaganda and hidden agendas are not the way of a government that is "by the people and for the people" but rather propaganda and hidden agendas are the way of fascists and self important politicians.

We need to get back to our roots, we need Love, honesty, integrity,peace and prosperity, are you tired of politicians hiding behind their veneers and facades? I am.

Remember this Mickey article, vote wisely.

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Comments (3)
#1 by RB
May 30, 2008
I more than liked it! This is a really great way to open up peoples eyes and minds to what's happening in this country. Remember people, VOTE WISELY!
#2 by Lucy Lockett
May 31, 2008
Getting people to use their vote is very important, nice article!
#3 by teh
Jun 10, 2008
I'm sure this was supposed to be satire, but it looks like there actually is a Mickey for President campaign -- http://mickeyforpresident.com
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