(AP) URGENT: THIS JUST IN: The time for the earth to learn about its mysterious moon, and its highly complex movements, is right about here, right now. With the foresight of the knowledge that no true, scientific improvement of mankind can be attributed to man, but only to Christ Jesus praise be, and only deep in prayer, has Dr.* Isaac Newton, engorged with the holy spirit, unlocked the unfathomable knowledge of our ultra-distant moon, but in what very well endowed calculations of how “the earth spinneth” around the moon.
As quoted VERBATIM from Gottfried Leibniz, top German scientist, of, God blessed be, Isaac Newton, top English scientist, of all time, through the anthropomorphic, God Jesus:
“I have learnt - I forget from where - that he will give further details on the movements of the Moon: and I've also been told that there will be a new edition of his Principia.”
Newton, who has since, posthumously, received more than 73,000 diagnoses of various neurological and psychiatric disorders, would no doubt have burst asunder in his trousers, at the mere thought of his Nikola Tesla-like fame, only to be a gracious medium of our Holy Intellect, King of Kings, Educator of Highly Educated, Submisser of the Submissive, may a smile shineth upon - the various acts of entropy Good Mother God Nature has on, that were once remnants of remnants of - Isaac Newton’s face, Amen.
