Ode' to Larry

A poetic tribute to a once well-respected Philadelphia news journalist.

Larry, oh Larry. How could everything go so wrong?
Why didn't you just ask Alycia? “Can I see you in a thong?”
I'm sorry for picking on you. I know it's not cool.
But I know what management is thinking. “That crazy, damn fool.”
Its quite obvious you won't be at CBS3. Perhaps you can get another job.
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