Hello Laui, Nihau, Nihau; my name Sifu Dansac, I am Kung Fu teacher, I am politicized, I am fit to be tied. That right, Laui, Sifu very mad right now, very angry, jump up and down, spit feathers at TV and scream while pointing finger.
WHY SIFU SO MAD?
Sifu is mad with the news again. Sifu hear Ian Duncan Smith talk about Broken Society; Broken Society is all over UK news, all over debate on TV. Gordon Brown is start him new Prime Minister job, obviously him is all about Police State and surveillance, War on Terror blah-blah-blah, and Sifu is not expect much from him. But at same time Gordon Brown is give more money to students; Sifu think it look bad for Britain, but maybe things improve. Now Tory party, Conservatives (they are like UK equivalent of Republican party, for all you US Laui out there), Conservative party is say “UK society broken”.
BLOODY CHEEK
Tory party, whenever challenge on TV, talk about how things was last time them was in power, compare to how things are now under New Labour spin and say things used to be better under Tories. Labour party is do same thing; whenever them blame for anything, them hark back to how bad things was under previous Tory administration. When Tories were in power, way back before world had ever heard of Tony Blair, them always used to shirk blame by talk about how bad them thought things were under previous Labour government… it go on and on, it is shifting buck; politician of all party always blame problems now on man who used to do him job, say it not fault of man who do job now. It very transparent excuse, Laui, but still politician always use, again and again.
WHEN WAS TORIES LAST IN POWER?
In the eighties, Laui; in 1980 the UK elect Margaret Thatcher to be Prime Minister; Margaret Thatcher is Tory, very famous now as first woman leader of UK. Tories vote out end of 1990'a, start of new millennium. It nearly ten years since last Tory administration, and them was in power nearly twenty years before them depose; it is utterly ridiculous for modern politician from any party to harp on about past only to hide where him is at fault; Sifu always laugh when him her same old excuse.
SO WHAT CHANGE, SIFU?
Well, Laui, now Tories are say UK society broken, and Sifu find himself force to back into past and talk about what happen under previous Tory government way back in 80's; Sifu is explain how bad it is blame previous man in job, only now for to say himself:
IT ALL THE TORIES' FAULT!
Margaret Thatcher big Tory hero, introduce many new concept to hem thinking. Among new concept of Margaret Thatcher is idea that there no such thing as society. That's right Laui; all through 80's, for ten whole years, people in UK is all taught how society not exists, there is no such thing as community, and all men should only look after themselves. This is what Thatcherite Tories say, in a nutshell, and them go on to make it true by use riot police against peaceful protesters for to introduce new laws and taxes. Everyone in UK today complain about Council Tax, but not many is recall that it is new tax, introduce by Thatcher; before Thatcher, there was no Council Tax. Originally, Council Tax is called Poll Tax; that is to say, Margaret Thatcher decide to tax UK Laui on them right to vote. UK Laui very angry be made to pay for democracy; many refuse to pay, many go on protest and demonstration. In response, Margaret Thatcher is use police as weapon of oppression, beat protesters with sticks until them pay up. Eventually, Poll Tax so unpopular it is rename "Council Tax", apparently tax paid for local council services, and most people is calm down and dig into them pockets for pay new tax.
SO WHAT IS SIFU'S POINT?
Quite simply Laui, Poll Tax riots and use of police against population is all part of deliberate Tory policy to destroy concept of society, concept of community and be nice to you neighbour; them is break will of people to stick up for themselves, to speak own views and defend own livelihood, and replace with desperate eagerness of poor man to do rich man's will in hope of earn promotion.
HYPOCRISY MAKE SIFU MAD
Tories are say society broken, when them is the ones who break it. Them break society on purpose, them do it deliberately; it is part of Tory national vision for society to be broken, and now them is complain! Tory party is now sound like angry child who break toy and then complain to parent demanding new one! Them turn around and stand up and sit down and say; “Society broken, Labour Party must fix.”
Total wonder of hypocrisy! Wow, society broken Mr Tory? Now you suddenly notice, act like it only just happen? Oh, you cheeky bastards; Tory party is break society on purpose long ago, and Mr Blair era is what happen next! Tories are very happy with Mr Blair, love him long time because him start out in bloody Tory party! Mr Blair is defect to Labour early in him career and work tirelessly ever since to make Thatcherite Tory thinking into political norm across whole of UK politics! That is why society broken, Tory; you people damn well break it, and then Blair and him cronies dance merry goddamn jig on the bits what you Tory bastards have break! Tories are know they break it; them on record as say society don't exist anyway!
Oh, it make Sifu so depress! Politicians is come on TV and talk old shit like it was shiny new gold! Tories kick crap out of society, beat people in streets with policeman clubs, and then wonder why people all depress and defeated for next twenty years.
People is society; society what happen when people all live together. Beat on one man with club and you beat on only one man, but beat whole crowd indiscriminately and you beat on society. That is why society broken, Mr Tory Leader Ian McDonald; you and yours are beat people with clubs!
THE WORLD SHALL HEAR FROM ME AGAIN!
