Director is give her sword and she is go to work, terrify stunt men all over set, make them plead for them lives without any acting at all! Oh yeah, Sifu love it, watch scene again and again while eating pop corn; ignore sex scenes in film just to see Lana Clarkson giving it laldy with big sword! (Laldy is Scottish word, mean… energetic, plenty of energy and aggression.)
It so sad Lana Clarkson never make it really big. Very sad she die the way she did, very sad that people only find out four years later… it is sad that beautiful woman spend her whole life hungry for fame, and never be filled, except by greedy Hollywood executives who not make her famous like them promise.
It is sad that she maybe ready to shoot herself the moment she is handed gun. It is even more sad to think that such beautiful woman was so broke-down and depress, she would put gun in her mouth as part of kinky sex game; it is sad to think of professional actress who work all her life for chosen career, reduce to working in cheap club, so miserable she do anything for man who promise make her star. It arouse Sifu compassion, Laui, and make him sad.
This is trap of fame Laui; maybe you hear about plenty famous people today, but if you think on famous people from history, them have one thing in common; most people you have ever hear of were dead long before them was famous. So in that at least, Lana Clarkson join ranks of super-famous, historical folks who still remember long after them dead. Who knows, maybe when modern civilisation collapse and everyone live in Mad Max post-apocalypse nightmare world, Barbarian Queen DVD will survive and cult of Lana Clarkson become world religion.
Hah, that would be funny, Laui; Lana Clarkson ghost be happy, and Sifu be happy too, so long as Scientology long forgotten… hmm, maybe Sifu start cult of Lana Clarkson himself, encourage Laui to revere her as some kinda god? Maybe Miss Clarkson should have think of this herself, long ago, and enlist fans to make her cult icon, rather than pursue lonely path to fame that end in her death.
Sifu is reserve final word for give him condolences Miss Clarkson family. Sifu is only comedy Chinaman, make people laugh, and maybe him self-expression upsetting for bereaved relatives, but Sifu is very sad to hear of Lana Clarkson death. It such a shame; Sifu hope American courts come to right decision, whatever that might be.
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