Why they are probably RIGHT:
10) The black helicopters (come on, like we weren't gonna notice that one…)
9) Every American president ever has been a high level Mason, with the exception of two (Kennedy & Nixon), 50% of whom were assassinated. (And by high-level I don't mean “Shriner,” folks…)
8) The United States of American Idol has a better electoral system than the United States of America Incorporated (case in point: 93 million votes processed flawlessly in 2 days…Where there's a will, there's a way, ya know what I'm sayin'?)
7) The Federal Reserve Board. What the hell is that, anyways?
6) A man named Stan Meyer invented an engine that ran on water, breaking it down into hydrogen for power, proved that it worked (Google “Stan Meyer” to see the news clip), and as soon as he got his patent he conveniently “disappeared.” What's up with that?
5) It says “New World Secular Order” right on the dam one-dollar bill. Bold sons of b--s, aren't they?
4) Madonna a Jewish Mystic? I don't think so! When will the deception end?!?
3) I have a friend who didn't make his child support payments for three months, because he had fractured several vertebrae and couldn't work. The State of New York suspended his driver's licensce, drained his bank account electronically, and put a “lien” on his pension. So now when he does get better, he won't be able to work because he can't drive. And he can't retire because that money is no longer his. (Makes you wonder if it ever really was…) Well, “Thank God” for homeless shelters! Now, give me one example of a government that had that much power and hasn't been up to no good… Hmmm. Still trying to think of one?
2) GoogleEarth … Now, if a man can't run naked in his backyard without his boss seeing it all over the Internet, what kind of world are we living in?
1) Achem's Razor. In the year… well, a long time ago anyways, a monk named William of Achem posited an axiom that became one of the cornerstones of modern philosophy. It was that one should “never assume multiplicity when singularity will suffice.” In other words, “keep it simple, stupid.” And when it comes to the world's political and economic situation, the simplest explanation may indeed be that we are all unwitting dupes of some evil band of super villains …
Why they are probably Wrong:
10) Lots of people own black helicopters!
9) Ok, so all the most powerful political and business figures in the world belong to the same secret organizations. I'll give you that. But its probably just a coincidence. After all, sometimes we all run into people we know at the gym, don't we?
8) Here in America, we get to choose candidates from 2 (count 'em, two!) political parties.
7) We can always have a recount.
6) They let Fox produce the X-Files for umpteen years. They wouldn"t have done that if everything in the show were true. Because then there would be a danger that society would start thinking that fictional TV shows like “The X-Files” were more accurate than non-fictional TV shows like “The News.” And they don't want those lines blurred, now, do they?
5) San Francisco. 'Nuff said.
4) So, we"re selling our infrastructure off to an “Australian-Spanish Consortium” piece by piece. OK, now some people may say that sounds like code language for “a non-profit Aboriginal Consulting Firm owned by a Mexican Biotech Company owned by a Bahamian Bank owned by a Rupert Murdoch/ George W. Bush Limited Partnership,” but I say Nay ! Why would a secret organization of the world's most powerful business and political leaders want to control the entire American infrastructure? There'd really be no point…
3) We all know that lobbyists are honorable people. After all, they dress nicely and can be seen regularly in attendance at Homeland Security Prayer Breakfasts . (Whatever those are.)
2) The Pyramid with The Giant Eyeball (see, “One Dollar Bill”) was probably just some lesser known Presbyterian symbol. You know, some kind of “Hellfire and Brimstone” thing. They were into that stuff back then.
1) Achem's Razor again… Let's think about it… OK, time's up! The most probable explanation for the state of world affairs may just be that we actually brought this on ourselves. By electing a bunch of unscrupulous (well, actually, lets use a stronger word, why don't we?-- “spineless”!), and in some cases perhaps downright sociopathic (but well-dressed!) Snake-oil salesmen (oops, I mean “politicians”). And that the lowest common denominators of greed, corruption, and immaculate personal hygiene have more often determined the formation of our laws and policies than have the less popular character traits of honor, nobility, compassion , and actual testicular fortitude . Not to mention the minute amount of nonconformity it takes to be distinguished from amongst a crowd of perfectly coiffed and manicured slime-balls ! Even if it is by something as trivial as the possession of an actual conscience …
Having said all that, I'm sorry but I must go now-- I hear a helicopter landing in my back yard…
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