Twenty Political Pledges That You Will Not Hear

This is a list of political pledges that you are unlikely to hear from a Presidential candidate.

  1. There will be no new wars under my administration
  2. The price of oil will come down by half or more
  3. Taxes will increase because we really need the revenue
  4. There will be no lies or deception while I'm the President
  5. I look forward to working with both Democrats and Republicans
  6. None of my staff will stand to profit while working in my administration
  7. Special interest groups will not influence me
  8. We will make great gains in reducing the impact of Global Warming
  9. I will not select justices on the Supreme Court with a political agenda
  10. I will protect your privacy interests. We will substantially revise the Patriot's Act.
  11. The War of Terrorism will be over by the time I leave office
  12. Our troops will be out of Iraq by the time I leave office
  13. The housing crisis will be over. Our credit ratings will be phenomenal.
  14. Our country will be respected around the world
  15. There will be no scandals while I'm your leader
  16. We will have a budget surplus by the time I leave office
  17. Our trade deficits will disappear
  18. Every American will have health insurance
  19. There will be no corruption and spending abuse in the defense department
  20. Our transportation system will be the envy of the world. We will double our expenditures on our roads and our bridges.
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#1 by Shames
May 7, 2008
Great list! Thanks for sharing.
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