Only a short while ago I wrote a blog about the joys of parenthood and how the state of Nebraska could help remove them when you were done with them. This law was one of the few things that made Nebraska great, in fact it is the only thing that comes to mind. As long as this law remained intact Nebraska was destined to forever hold a special place in my heart.
Unfortunately it seems that this special place in my heart has become burdened by a metaphorical malignant growth of hypocrisy and has been removed by the metaphorical doctors of injustice.
The law, allowing parents to leave their kids at a Nebraska hospital without questioning, has been overturned to something "more reasonable." Now you can only leave your children there if they are 30 days old or younger, or something to that effect. At any rate, one of the few good ideas left in the world has been spit upon by a parliament of fascists who believe that parents ought to be responsible for their children.
Lies!
When I was a child the only person in the world who had the responsibility to take care of me was every taxpaying American, as well as a few illegal immigrants I lived with in my adolescence. My parents, as was their right, believed that I would have a better future if they left me in a basket at the porch of an orphanage. The idea that parents could be charged for this is appalling. Our government is trying to make up for it by giving us a 30 day grace period to get rid of our kids. This, to me, is one of the most frightening things I have ever imagined. The idea that parents will have to pay for their children for a FULL 18 years is worse than HIV, AIDS, SAARS, or MTV.
I'm challenging all of you, nay, pleading to all of you to please, please help me in my quest to end this affront to justice! Comment below stating your displeasure for these laws and I will print up a few copies and mail them to my city council. One of the members met Mike Huckabee once, so it is highly likely that Nebraska's law will be reinstated as long as we can get about 30 signers, give or take. We will not give in to the heinous demands of our government. If we band as one, we shall succeed!
