Thailad’s main International Airport is under the control of the protesters for the second day, where 4.000 passengers are believed to be stranded. All inbound and outbound flights are cancelled. Protesters demand the resignation of the Prime Minster Somchai Wongsawat. In the last 24 hours demonstrators have not come to an agreement with government and still have full control of the International Airport Suvarnabhumi. Protesters claim that the government is “corrupt and being a proxy” for former premier Thaksin Shinawatra, that ousted by bloodless military coup in 2006. Protesters believe that ex-PM still plays a very influential role in the current government.

In a televised address PM Somchai said that his government was legitimate and democratically elected. "My position is not important. But democratic values are," he said. Mr. Somchai condemned the protesters for violating the law and urges them to disperse. But it seems that protesters would continue unless the government agrees to their demand.  Passengers are frustrated and disappointed that they are caught up in the middle of political tension where neither side is prepared to negotiate. Although army chief, General Anupong Paochina, urged the government to step down and called for a withdrawal by demonstrators. Yet a government spokesperson said: “The prime minister has said many times that he will not quit or dissolve parliament because he has been democratically elected. That still stands."

People's Alliance for Democracy (PAD) has also rejected Paochina’s demand of withdraw from the airport. A spokesperson from the PAD said; “Right now, our demand remains the same. If the government does not quit, we will not quit”. In an interview with the BBC one American tourist told a reporter that she loved Thailand. “But now I hated it. I will never come back,” she said.  No-one knows how long the protesters will keep the airport closed. It appears that protesters are well organized as plenty of foods and water given to the passengers. Protesters claims that they are supported by the public.

Bangkok is ideal place for tourists from around the world in particular Britain, US, Australia and many other countries in Asia and Europe. At this critical time where Thanksgiving holidays are celebrates across United States, most people are stranded in Suvarnabhumi Airport in Thailand.  According to a British newspaper the Guardian, “the crisis deepened as a pro-government gang shot dead an opposition protester in the northern province of Chiang Mai. The man, whose son ran a small anti-government radio station, was dragged by the gang from his car and executed, senior policeman Atipol Thongdaeng told Reuters”.

Thailand tourism industry is worth $16 billion year and it has a big impact on Thailand’s economy. Some analysts have said that a military coup is imminent, as it has happened in the past, but it is unclear what would happen in the next 24 hours. One thing is for certain that American tourists stranded in the Thai airport would not be able to celebrate Thanksgiving with their families and friends.

Having been voted into office in May, it now appears Johnson is seriously looking at the idea of a Thames Estuary airport.

The Mayor of London spokesperson said: "The Mayor is keen to know what the alternatives are to expansion at Heathrow and would like to know whether the idea of a new airport in the Thames estuary would be viable or not. He has asked officers to consider the feasibility of a new airport to see if the idea is worth further consideration".

In his article, Johnson added that the current level of delays at London's airports, especially Heathrow and Gatwick, is becoming untolerable and that action needs to be taken in order to preserve London's growing reputation as a key business centre and tourism destination - especially with the Olympics just four years away.

No one laughed at this mock rant, however, and the police showed up. Nice attempted to appease the officers, saying that he was a comic, just trying to make a joke for those stuck waiting in the terminal. A flight attendant then said, “No, he's not a comic. He's a moron and an idiot.” Nice was escorted away from the boarding area and given a severe talking to by the officials. He was allowed to board a later flight, which he did without saying a word.

The fact that no one managed a laugh at Nice's shenanigans is interesting, though not entirely surprising. The 9/11 disaster and other events in the world as of late have made most people on edge about public places in general. The idea that someone would make a joke about disrupting a very controlled, security-conscious situation is unthinkable to most. That is, the idea is unthinkable until it is on TV. Then, it's funny.

Maybe the need to reprimand comedians off the screen stems from the fact that we get the majority of our news from the very same comedians on the TV screen. We can't handle the news in a straightforward manner anymore. We have to take it with a head swivel, a funny face, and a wheelbarrow full of cynicism. The American people don't want to see towers being demolished and planes crashing into our monuments (unless these acts are within the latest Jackie Chan buddy-cop movie). We want to be told about bad news, and we want to be told in the gentlest way possible. This usually means that the delivery must be the sort that will make us laugh. And it must be distanced from our personal lives.

Late-night news shows used to cost more money than they made. The heads of these shows revamped their image in the 1970's, boosting ratings by adding attractive anchors in every department. The ratings soon turned stagnant, though, only fluctuating with the gain or loss of particular personalities. This all changed in 1996, with the introduction of Comedy Central's late-night news show, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Stewart, a successful and well-informed comedian, reports the news full of sarcasm, usually sporting a deadpan expression or a goofy grin. The show garnered an ever-growing fan base.

Autumn of 2005 brought the most popular satirical news show to date. The Colbert Report features Stephen Colbert, an ex-Daily Show correspondent, taking laughably extreme right wing views of political stories. The Colbert Report airs on Comedy Central just after The Daily Show, allowing Colbert to send up statements made only moments earlier by Stewart, ratcheting up the irony and the laughs. In fact, between 2005 and 2006, in the midst of many serious issues, the ratings of both The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report doubled, according to Nielsen Research.

The comedy industry is a multi-million dollar business. Steve Martin is just as popular as Robert De Niro (which De Niro must have noticed, since he's taken to accepting comedic “Meet the Parents”-type roles). We, as a people, will laugh at anything, so long as the laughter is from a distance. If the man informing you of the world around you is making you laugh on a screen or a stage, it's a good time. If the man attempting to do these things is three feet away, it makes for a slightly uncomfortable situation these days.

As far as subject matter goes, controversial comedians have always been the biggest celebrities. From Lenny Bruce to Sarah Silverman, America seems to love to be taken aback by seemingly inappropriate views on any and every subject. It's okay for George Carlin to talk about the “Seven Dirty Words” on TV. It's a completely different situation to make an airplane joke in an airport. Maybe Chuck Nice should take note.

Nabila Mango, a US citizen, returned from a trip in Jordan when she was detained by customs agents. While being interrogated for an hour and a half, her cell phone was searched trough and her number log erased.

Another citizen (anonymous) was stopped after returning from a business trip in London. He was told to give the private access to his laptop. He informed the agent that the information was property of his job. The traveler conceded and the officer downloaded the man's web history.

Maria Udy was departing Dulles International Airport for London, when she was told to hand over her laptop. The agent told Udy that she was a security concern and gave no further explanation.

The search and seizure of electronic property has been an insidious problem at the US border check points. Protest have erupted and civil liberties groups plan to file a lawsuit to pressure the government to disclose their search and seizure policies. It's not a surprise that strong majority of the people profiled are of middle eastern background.

So, the egos of our bulldog policing agencies have caused another state or unwarranted caution . Many businesses now have policies against traveling with electronic company files

The powers that be have banned these festive decorations from planes leaving their airport. They won't be offered to passengers taking the traditional celebratory lunch, or dinner on board their flight and what's more, they are not allowed to be carried in luggage.

You can never tell what a Christmas cracker might contain.

The reason given for the ban is that the "crack" from the crackers may alarm passengers and that no one can see what's hidden inside these decorations, so they might contain something unsafe.

This sounds a bit like Scrooge from "A Christmas Carol". Think about it, did you ever hear a Christmas cracker make anything louder than a small "phut" sound?

With regard to the possible security problems that might arise from the contents of the crackers, the paper hats don't last long enough to form part of a disguise, and it doesn't say much about the quality of the x-ray screening facilities if they can't peep inside a cracker to make sure it doesn't contain anything more sinister than a plastic moustache, or some false teeth.

Did you think that Scrooge was a fictitious character?

He's certainly real and he works at Stansted Airport!

WHAT SET SIFU OFF THIS TIME?

This week, three car bomb found in UK; two in London and one in Scotland. Two in London not go off, one in Scotland explode but hurt nobody. There is no evidence, no intelligence and no prior warning; it as if ninjas plant these bombs, invisible ninjas with special invisibility powers that leave no trace.

Sifu can well believe that such ninjas might have such amazing skills of shinobi-no-jutsu; what is amazing however, is that UK Police, from zero evidence and no clue, have already arrest seven people. Incredible! Within forty-eight hours, Laui police are know who is do what, when, how and where they go to hide afterwards!

HOW STUPID DO THEY THINK YOU ARE?

It all total bolloxs Laui! It is lies, it is all rubbish; if no evidence, police take month or year to find them own ass with both hands, let alone catch seven suspect in two days. How come man can be mug, identify mugger in line-up, back up by CCTV, mugger fingerprints on wallet, and still not enough evidence get to court?

Yet, amazing wonder of incredulity, police suddenly snap fingers and pull seven suspect out of nowhere along with new power of arrest! So police got no evidence and no clue, no intelligence at all, what them do? Police claim new powers not need any evidence! It all so fucking transparent, Laui; Gordon Brown is start new job with bullshit terrorist scare, frighten all you Laui into obey!

Seriously, do you believe good traffic warden find bomb? Hah! Spin! That is fucking spin if ever Sifu see it! No one hurt in Glasgow bomb? Boy, you some pretty lucky Laui; bomb find but not go off, no one hurt, traffic wardens and public servants all do them job so well, citizen be strong and vigilant… Laui, Hitler wrote shit like this right before WWII; it is tissue of lies! There was no bomb; MI5 plant it, British Intelligence plant it, maybe Gordon Brown give order himself for planting bomb; the timing, Laui, the police statements, the five suspect suddenly pick up out of nowhere, fact that no-one hurt and plain bullshit spouted by media all total prove that this whole thing is bullshit! It is made up, Laui; made up to deceive you and make you scared! Sifu is angry because it so obvious this time; propaganda is elegant art of weave truth and lies together, but this is not even spin, it is plain, unabashed, unapologetic barefaced lies!

If you people are this dumb, Sifu puzzle why him own plan to overthrow world have not yet succeed; it is fascist plot steal you civil rights, Laui; it is big business fund totalitarian police state for to make human being cog in money-machine! Goodness sake Laui, it go too far already! England is become police state, are you people blind? Is Sifu the only man who can see? No, so why you all sit quiet, nod you head and go "oh yes, terrible, the way things are these days…"

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TERRORISM!

There is no such thing; it is crap, it is all made up; Capitalist system require citizens live in fear of outside attack, that is historical fact. If you not think so, study history; Sifu not got time to explain to ignorant slave of system; politicize yourself, Laui, and then come back, or else take Sifu word right here and now; the fear and cowardice of the people en mass is the only justification government has for its own existence!

That right; crime always on the rise, always crime wave, streets never safe… Rubbish! Streets safer now, people more rich, more CCTV; crime worse in 1990's than in modern day, and historically, crime always about the same. Reason for media scream hysterical crime wave is simple; if no crime, then we don't need no police, don't need to pay no more taxes or answer to government busybody in policeman hat!

Terrorism is a lie; occasional anarchist bomb not endanger people; USA and UK bomb living shit out of everyone, that what endanger people. Hell of lot more bombs thrown by US military and UK ally in last year alone than in entire history of so-called terrorists in whole wide world ever! More money spent on bombing foreign country with US bombs than would be cost of repairing damage from occasional "terrorist" bomb! More people hurt and maim by "war on terror" than have ever been hurt by terrorist no matter what them cause.

CAPITALISM IS THE ONLY TERROR

There is no such thing as terrorism, Laui; you leaders made it up for the same reason them invent crime; keep you scared, keep you obedient, keep you working for to pay taxes, taxes that go to buy bombs. Bombing other countries is biggest business in whole world Laui, and you rich bastard leaders want to keep it that way, so them lie to you all day, every day, and you swallow it all!

Sifu is not here for explain difficult politics, only for point out bloody obvious! That you leaders are fascist psychopaths hell-bent on lay waste to the Earth is undeniable fact! They are lie to you every day, they are invent terrorism and sell it to you only for to sell the cure; the cure, they tell you, is more police, more CCTV, more government control, more legislation, less civil liberties, less freedom… This will cure no one, Laui, because both the lie of terrorism and the lie of government pretend to protect you are all part of same disease; disease is call capitalism, disease is call fascism; whole point is to control you, keep you poor, lock you up in little box and make you behave.

It always start with new police power protect you from imaginary danger, but end is always the same; sooner or later, you government will be herd people into fucking gas-chambers, Laui, that where it all lead. Millions will die before enough Laui realize where them governments is take them, because you are all gullible and dumb! By the time enough Laui wake up, it will be too late and millions will die, not just thousands but millions, Laui, and you know what? That is just what you government want, because there too damn many of us. What them want is a bloody big war, wipe out millions, devastate world; less people mean less poor people, simple as that.

Less poor mean less need charity, less mouth to feed, more wealth to share between fewer people and plenty work for surviving poor, rebuilding society while rich sit on them fat ass and make more money out of rebuilding effort. War is nothing but a cull on the poor, Laui, and eventually you fascist, capitalist government will decide it all much cheaper and more efficient just to gas poor people and save money on bullets.

YES, THEY ARE THAT CYNICAL

What, you think Hitler was alone? No, him support by Nazi party; you think Nazi party unique? No, them just extreme; what Nazi believe is exact same as Capitalist and fascist. Them believe in leader at top, rich all around him and poor do as them told. Them believe in police and army support rich while claim to protect poor; them understand how upset you all will be to learn the truth, so them lie to you! Them lie! Them know them are evil and them lie! Gordon Brown first act as premier (him not PM until him win an election; him is fascist dictator, plain and simple); him first act is increase police powers and "War on Terror". What about flooding? Hundred of family in Yorkshire and north England wash out of homes by flood, Gordon Brown say nothing, him do nothing, him not care. One bomb go off hurt no one, that is all government and media talk about all week.

THE EVIDENCE

It not complex this bit, Laui; what is most important issue for police and army? Help people affect by flood, or run around looking for invisible bomber? No one hurt in bomb, four dead in flood; what more important? What is better use of resources? What is purpose of police, protect people by help with flood relief, or protect state by be complicit in "war on terror" propaganda con?

It should be flood, eh, Laui? Police should be concern about that, send officer from all over country, many hundred officer, rebuild flood defenses and rescue people, bring food to stranded old person, get cat and small child down from tree, stuff like that. What them do instead? What them do? Police is run around with guns and shout at innocent people, stop and search, drag people off for questioning about bomb. Them is shut down airports and make big noise; maybe them just try to shout down people like Sifu who say flooding more important, global warming more important, world famine more important…

WORLD FAMINE

Did Laui not know about world famine? No, of course not; you are all listen to propaganda and believe in fallacy of terrorism, so of course you not know what really going on in world. Sifu is never believe statistics him is told, but you can research this for yourself on-line; world food reserve is down to 60% of normal. Farmers all over world are retain supplies to force up price, supermarkets are oversupply markets for to force price back down. Net result; chaos in world food supply, so what is answer? What is answer, Laui? Sifu is laugh hollowly and mop cold sweat of hysterical dread from him brow, because answer to world food crisis is biofuel!

Yes, that right biofuel; new type of fuel make from burning crops! To solve climate change, to preserve way of western life, US government is propose burn food! People are starving and you want burn food for to run car? Sifu is Atheist, but oh my god, are all you Laui insane ? You know who was last people to burn food? The fucking Nazi party! Right before WWII, right before herd all Jewish people into gas chamber, Nazis start burn food! You know why? Germany got no natural oil-fields, that why them invade Russia, which has lots; them invade Russia capture oil fields, but in meantime, them burn crops to make alternative fuel.

BIOFUEL IS MURDER

Biofuel touted as new breakthrough idea; it is over fifty years old! It is like rocket technology, nuclear power, atomic bomb, contraceptive pill, helicopters, all kinds of stuff; it is all base on Nazi scientist research in 1940's! The whole basis of modern society is Nazi technology "captured" in WWII. Modern political system is infect with Nazi ideology; them not lose WWII at all, them win; Nazi win war by infect the West with them science and thinking! Have Laui heard of Game Theory? Have Laui heard of idea that "there is no such thing as society"? Who say that first? In UK it was Thatcher, and she go about dismantle society to prove it not exist.

What it mean anyway? Say society not exist is to say "every man for himself", but who say it first, who introduce idea as political dogma? Fucking Nazi scientists, that who! Check it out, read you history; find out about race for Berlin at end of war, find out about what Nazi scientists do to discover contraceptive pill and rocket technology; read! Biofuel is murder Laui because biofuel is Nazi idea and all Nazi notion end result sooner or later is army and police herding people into gas chamber; that is the lesson of history, Laui!

TRY THIS ONE...

All property is theft. Have Laui heard that? Anyone disagree? Really? No, you don't, you know it true and you secretly resent rich people for them fame and fortune; that why tabloids so interest in celebrity. No one really like rich people; poor people read about rich just to watch them fall, or why else Paris Hilton in prison such big story right now? You really care about celebrity, really love them, really are devoted fan? No, you is jealous, resent rich for live in luxury and do no work; admit it! Admit you hate all rich people and wish you had their money, admit!

All people on some level believe that property is theft, except the rich; rich man obviously not believe that, because him is thief! Of course him argue and not give stolen wealth back; him is the one who stole it! You don't expect moral debate with burglar, do you? You don't expect him be sorry and give stolen stuff back; of course not, him is bloody thief! Rich capitalist is no different from burglar, con artist or mugger; petty criminal is go to prison, multi-millionaire criminal is live in mansion and shake hand of world leader. That is world we live in Laui; world all starve quietly and not disturb murdering rich man playing golf with him murdering rich friends.

SHOUTING COMEDY CHINAMAN

Sifu is not expect you take him serious; Sifu is comedy Chinaman shout at you on-line with hysterical slogan. Well hysterical slogan work perfectly well for rich Nazi capitalists, so Sifu think it worth a go.

All you governments are lying! There is no war on terror; it is a lie! There is no terrorism; it is a lie! There is no Al-Quaida; you governments invent terrorist threat! Osama Bin Laden was train by CIA and movie Rambo III is all about how Sly Stallone help USA install Taliban in Afghanistan! Watch movie, that what it all about! Even if you can't be bother to read and think for you self, watch Rambo III; it is American movie, make in Hollywood, all about how Taliban are good guys who love America long time.

You watch movie? Good, now watch news. What you see? Suddenly you see lies! Go on, argue with Sifu now. You can't; if you still think Sifu is talk crap then you obviously not watch Rambo III, not understand that if there was no "terrorist threat", no "red menace", no "enemy of freedom", then there would be no need for government, police or army; if there no "us" and no "them", then why we need guns and armies? We don't, unless men who sell guns can make us scared enough to buy them. All it takes is for rich man to convince us all that one of him or his friends is worth ten of anyone else in money and respect; it that simple Laui, and yet it also very complex. Seize onto certain key ideas:

• CAPITALISM = FASCISM = NAZISM.
• THERE IS NO "TERRORIST THREAT", IT IS A LIE.
• AL-QUAEDA DOES NOT EXIST.
• BIOFUELS ARE A SERIOUSLY BAD IDEA.

The world shall hear from me again!